For those that don’t watch the show How I Met Your Mother, the Naked Man is a maneuver used to get women to sleep with you as a last ditch effort. It is exactly as it sounds, a man being naked. But where and how he does it is what really makes the difference in pulling of the Naked Man and standing there with your cock out.
Get in Shape
If you ever hope to pull this off, you’re going to have to look good doing it. No, you don’t have to be a body builder, but, unless you’re dating a chick you know loves a little pudge, having your love handles and beer gut in check can only help. Stick to cardio workouts and as close to a carb-free diet as you can. Doing this for at least a few weeks will make you feel better and start showing to others.
You can’t just go bare in front of a woman you just met if you aren’t going to be confident about it. Confidence is a big turn-on for a lot of women, and when you’re being ballsy you have to go hard or go home. Plus, we all know what happens to our best friend downstairs when we start to get nervous. Nothing is less impressive than a shriveled package.
Alright so the whole setup of the Naked Man is that after your date you walk the lovely lady home and ask if it would be alright if you used her bathroom. She invites you in and presumably walks off to do something else (she’s not going to stand by the door waiting for you). As soon as you know she’s gone to another room strip down and man up. Come out of the bathroom and into the living room.
Strike a Pose
The pose says it all. When she walks into the room and sees you naked you have to be posing. Just standing with your arms at your side and your shoulders slumped doesn’t show confidence or the capability of your body. Fists firmly planted on your hips with your shoulders held back will give you the classic upside-down triangle shape that men everywhere strive for. Again, you also look like you are totally into what you’re doing. If you’re not too stoked on your body shape then angle yourself a little. Planting one foot in front of the other while facing a side wall and turning to look at her as she enters the room will create a long line from your hip up to your shoulders and showing the slimmest possible version of you. Having great buns of steel might pay off for you in the end, so have your ass face her and turn when she enters. That way she gets a full view of the toned moon.
Keep in mind that the Naked Man doesn’t always work. When you’ve got nothing left to lose at the end of the date and you’re up to try anything to make yourself memorable or get laid, pull out all the stops and strip down.